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[acahellyeah]

2 PM

[ There's a click and the tape whirrs for a bit, before Andy speaks: ]

Hey-o! Sweet, this thing still works. Hello Andy, this is your pal, Andy. Long time no chat, eh compadre? What's been the haps? Oh man, so much stuff has been going on. I've been way to busy doing it and I've had like, no time to talk about it. Which is okay, because I already know about it, but --

[ Exhales. ]

All right, what happened since last time I talked on this thing... well, I ran out of tape, which is another thing. I had to buy a whole new pack, do you know how hard it is to find cassette tapes anymore? Practically a crime. And you have to buy them in packs, oh yeah. Total scam. But it's okay because I got a job. I'm a piano man at a piano bar. Awesome, right? It's pretty good money. Like, wages plus tips. Way better than hourly at Dunder Mifflin because, there you only get commission if you make a sale, and we both know how often that happens.

Which reminds me, I really need to talk about our new boss at some point. I have to talk to someone and there's just no one here that'll understand as much as I do, making me the perfect man for the job. Actually, I really wish I hadn't been brought back here. But uh... what're you going to do about it, right?

Heh.

Okay, later, alligator. Stay in touch, Nard Dog.

[ Click. ]