CONTACT

( To the very well-known tune of Lady Gaga and Beyonce's Telephone. Only it's Andy singing it, and it's entirely a capella. )

"Hello, hello, ^baaa—aaaby, you called, I cannot hear a _thi—ing. I don't have a moment to pick ^up, you see, seeeeeeee... luh-luh-leave a mess^age with your name and what you want... ~ sorry, I will call you back, I'm kind of busy.♩

Helllllo, you've reached the phone of Andrew Bernard! I can't pick up right now, please leave your name and a message and I will return your call ASAP. You sa—y good_bye and I—IIIII say hello."

[ BEEP ]

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